tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-64706367556389235592023-11-16T03:12:23.654-08:00forgive poetry for revealing itself to the control of schoolsUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470636755638923559.post-32320092164686228762007-05-02T08:50:00.000-07:002007-05-02T13:28:37.620-07:007 Simple Steps to Profit With or Without Your Own Poetry<span style="color:#ff0000;"><strong>Rebel Poet's <em>LEX TALIONIS SCHADENFREUDE</em> Lets You Put People Under Your Spell Quickly and Easily … and Get Them to Do Anything You Want!</strong></span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;"></span><br /><span style="color:#cccccc;">Dear Friend,<br /><br />If you've ever wanted to simply convince people that you know more about poetry than they do …. and have them believe it …. then this is the most important message you will ever read.<br />My name is Dr. Fuse Less, and until very recently my powers of poetry were pretty ordinary.<br /><br />I had a love/hate relationship with trying to sell my sonnets and unrhymed quartets … some days I would close like a pro … and the next afternoon my poetry sales would go all darkness visible. There have been times when my co-poets hung on my every word… and the next week my lines would be treated with contempt. Negotiating a business deal … or even a simple dictionary purchase, until recently was unpredictable, unreliable, and resulted in burning ocular dissonance.<br /><br />I had no consistency at all, even after 22 years of professional poetry experience and the finest conventional training in cultural history, critical theory, and hegemonic negation availabe on planet earth. Between what I spent myself, and what my colleagues have dropped on poetry readings and workshops I'd estimate I've spent sixty-seven thousand dollars paying the “poetry professionals” to do their dog and pony shows.<br /><br />Fortunately, I'm The Kind of Guy Who's Obsessed With Having The Minor Poets Obey Me ...</span><br /><span style="color:#cccccc;"><br />That's how I ran into <em>AEM</em>. And my life instantly changed forever. In a few short weeks after reading aloud from <em>AEM</em>'s simple teachings … I learned how to read and write poetry that matters. I knew what poets ... and even regular people ... were thinking before they did. I could “adjust their pentameter” with a few simple recitations. I learned how to see if someone was going to produce a simile of pity and how to change their prissy abstractions into ambiguities that force our experience beyond stifling stereotypes. I learned how to train laypeople and poets alike to respond to the tones of my voice automatically and without question so that they would willingly read my poetry long after I had left the scene. Plus --- incredibly --- unexpectedly --- My Metaphysical Satires Improved, I Had Instant Metathesis on Demand, And Everyone Treated Me With New Respect. And in these short months it's just been getting better and better. I've become absolutely fearless in my poetic communication, going after every gust of Gestalt as if I had magical powers.<br /><br />But it's not magic at all.<br /><br />You see, what I learned from <em>AEM</em> had almost nothing to do with me … and everything to do with the amazing ability to use poetry as part of my everyday operations.<br /><br />He calls it <span style="color:#ff0000;"><strong><em>LEX TALIONIS SCHADENFREUDE</em></strong></span></span><span style="color:#ff0000;">:<br /></span><span style="color:#cccccc;"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></span><span style="color:#cccccc;"></span><span style="color:#cccccc;"></span><span style="color:#cccccc;"></span><span style="color:#cccccc;"></span><span style="color:#cccccc;"></span><span style="color:#cccccc;"></span><p align="center"><iframe style="WIDTH: 120px; HEIGHT: 240px" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" src="http://rcm.amazon.com/e/cm?t=httpdeadlygoo-20&o=1&p=8&l=as1&asins=1419654381&fc1=000000&IS2=1<1=_blank&amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;lc1=0000FF&bc1=000000&bg1=060000&f=ifr" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe></p><span style="color:#cccccc;"><br />It's all about how to quickly and easily put people under your spell and get them to do what you want. <em>AEM</em> got all his ideas 15 years ago when he rejected the neomodernisms of a poet flogging a red wheelbarrow for the amusement of a bunch of doctors (i.e. professors), psychologists, and other distherapists. Why not just read poetry to them!<br /><br />And when you learn the same simple but powerful techniques, you will be able to put people under your spell, and easily get them to read your poetry too!<br /></span><br /><span style="color:#cccccc;">Anyways, there is a very good reason why I am telling you all this.<br /></span><br /><br /><br /></span></span></span><div align="left"><span style="color:#cccccc;">You see, until recently, <em>AEM</em> refused to teach anyone who was not a licensed doctor (i.e. a professor). Now that he's released his latest book, the Canada Arts Council is trying to hoard away the deepest and most powerful secrets of <em><span style="color:#ff0000;">Lex Talionis Schadenfreude</span></em><span style="color:#ff0000;">.</span> Until now, you couldn't even see the contents of this book unless you are a doctor (i.e. a professor)!<br /></span><br /><span style="color:#cccccc;">There are people who claim to teach <em>AEM</em>'s methods…</span><br /><span style="color:#cccccc;"><br />....but only one man has cracked the code to using poetry in a sales situation…<br />...or on the job….<br />...or persuading friends and family members…. </span><br /><span style="color:#cccccc;"><br />And that man is <em>AEM</em>. </span><br /></span><br /><br /></div></span></span><p align="center"><iframe style="WIDTH: 120px; HEIGHT: 240px" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" src="http://rcm.amazon.com/e/cm?t=httpdeadlygoo-20&o=1&p=8&l=as1&asins=1419654381&fc1=000000&IS2=1<1=_blank&amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;lc1=0000FF&bc1=000000&bg1=060000&f=ifr" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe></p><span style="color:#cccccc;"><p align="left"><br /><br />For the last 8 years, the only way to learn the special techniques of contemporary poetry was to hire <em>AEM</em> personally, and he never came cheap. In fact, he's been charging $333.00 an hour, with a minimum of 10 lessons in a package – meaning it would cost you $3330.00 just in fees to learn these powerful poetic techniques. That is, if you could nail him down for an appointment.<br /></p><p align="left">He is, perhaps …<br /><br /><em><span style="color:#3366ff;"><span style="color:#ff0000;">The Most Sought After Poet In The World</span><br /></span></em><br />And <em>AEM</em> would have gone on giving only private lessons and seminars...<br />...until I convinced him of a very simple economic fact:<br /><br /></p></span><p align="center"><iframe style="WIDTH: 120px; HEIGHT: 240px" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" src="http://rcm.amazon.com/e/cm?t=httpdeadlygoo-20&o=1&p=8&l=as1&asins=1419654381&fc1=000000&IS2=1<1=_blank&amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;lc1=0000FF&bc1=000000&bg1=060000&f=ifr" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe></p><span style="color:#cccccc;"><p><br /><br />If he would allow me to turn his private, highly-restricted teachings into a simple, easy, and well-structured book of poems… then we could sell these powerful poetic secrets to people for a slight fraction of his fee. I knew that within a year's time, so many people worldwide would buy <strong><span style="color:#ff0000;"><em>LEX TALIONIS SCHADENFREUDE</em></span></strong> that <em>AEM</em> would never have to give another private lesson in poetry again.<br /><br />He could actually make a better living by charging “spare change” while enlarging his audience, than he could by teaching a few wealthy poetry students each month for his “Rolls-Royce and Rolex” fees. And <em>AEM</em> agreed …. sort of.<br /><br />Actually, he made me a deal. We could “test” this low-cost offer in a few places, and if it did well, the deal was on. If it didn't, however….<br /><br />He Would Pull <strong><span style="color:#ff0000;"><em>LEX TALIONIS SCHADENFREUDE</em></span></strong> Off The Market <strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">FOREVER</span></strong> And Go Back To His Outrageous Fees For Personal Lessons and Private Seminars.<br /><br />That means, if you're reading this message, this opportunity is still on for you right now. This is an unbelievably exciting book … designed so that you can read it outdoors, at a cafe or even in your own home! </span></p><br /><br /><br /><br /><p align="center"><iframe style="WIDTH: 120px; HEIGHT: 240px" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" src="http://rcm.amazon.com/e/cm?t=httpdeadlygoo-20&o=1&p=8&l=as1&asins=1419654381&fc1=000000&IS2=1<1=_blank&amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;lc1=0000FF&bc1=000000&bg1=060000&f=ifr" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe></p><br /><br />What you get are 259 professionally typeset pages. Each poem details everything you need to know to master… absolutely master ... the art of <em>Profitable Poetry</em> … in the shortest time possible. Nothing has been left out. You get the same instructional format that <em>AEM</em> uses for his hyper-expensive personal lessons and seminars … with the added advantage that you have it all on paper … so that you can “rewind” and go over any part you like until it becomes second nature!<br /><br />You will <em>discover</em>:<br /><br /></span><br /><br /><br /><br /><ul><br /><li><span style="color:#cccccc;">The hidden secrets of Poetic Protocol, <em>AEM</em>'s most closely held and powerful techniques. </span></li><br /><li><span style="color:#cccccc;">The powerful “poetic triplet” command that SWAT teams use to force compliance … even in a fire-fight with hardened criminal poets. </span></li><br /><li><span style="color:#cccccc;">How spontaneous prosody techniques will get even strangers to open up to you … reveal their inner longings …. and give you all the clues you need to get them to read any poetry you want. </span></li><br /><li><span style="color:#cccccc;">The poetic way to get a poetry prospect to imagine the intense feelings of owning the poems you are selling, so they naturally feel compelled to buy right now! You can help them intensify the feelings so strongly that all objections simply melt away. </span></li><br /><li><span style="color:#cccccc;">The easiest way to join the elite group of “poetry experts” by using their secret septenarius patterns for influence (more commonly known as the septenary, which is the same as the heptameter and the fourteener) …. <em>It's easier than you think!</em> </span></li><br /><li><span style="color:#cccccc;">Create instant stanzas to unleash your readers' deepest desires…. and how to point them in your direction… (<em>AEM</em>'s innovative mezzo-zeugma techniques are more refined and more powerful than any other).</span></li><br /><li><span style="color:#cccccc;">A simple metrical variation technique that creates amnesia for any objection your subject may have to your poetry… they simply forget to remember what it was that might have stopped them from wanting to by your poems now.</span></li><br /><li><span style="color:#cccccc;">What it means when poets “talks with their hands” and how to use these gestures to literally get inside a person's head.</span></li><br /><li><span style="color:#cccccc;">How to know if poets are “talking to themselves” with intenal dialogue … and how to join that dialogue so that your voice seems like it comes from inside another poet's mind!</span></li></ul><p><span style="color:#cccccc;"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;"><em>Lex Talionis Schadenfreude</em></span></strong> includes an amazing list of secret poetic ingredients that packs even more value into this panacea of poetic power … so you'll always have an easy reference right at your fingertips! And remember: You can always read <strong><span style="color:#ff0000;"><em>Lex Talionis Schadenfreude</em></span></strong> at work, before sales calls, or use it to “brush up” before an important meeting. </span><br /><br /></p><p align="center"><iframe style="WIDTH: 120px; HEIGHT: 240px" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" src="http://rcm.amazon.com/e/cm?t=httpdeadlygoo-20&o=1&p=8&l=as1&asins=1419654381&fc1=000000&IS2=1<1=_blank&amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;lc1=0000FF&bc1=000000&bg1=060000&f=ifr" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe><br /></p><p><span style="color:#cccccc;"><em>More Highlights:</em></span><span style="color:#cccccc;"><br /></p></span><p><br />You will master the <em><span style="color:#ffff99;">4 stages of No-Nonsense Poetry</span></em> : </p><br />1. How To <em>Avante-Garde</em> Attention 2. How To <em>Bypass Double Dactyls and Limericks</em> 3. Access a <em>Hermeneutics of Suspicion</em> 4. <em>Amplify & Direct Pastoral Paeans and Potboiler Poesy.</em><br /></span><br /><br /><br /><br /><ul><br /><li><span style="color:#cccccc;">Grasp the essential power of the 3-stage <em>Hexastich Exercise</em> to radiate authority and trustworthiness</span></li><br /><li><span style="color:#cccccc;">How <em>Expressionism</em> builds a powerful connection between you and your subject </span></li></ul><p></p><ul><li><span style="color:#cccccc;">Discover <em>Fyrtiotalisterna</em> secrets of the Swedish poets and how they add power to <em>AEM</em>'s covert methods of everyday poetic seduction</span></li><br /><li><span style="color:#cccccc;">How to use the secrets of poetry's personal trance words …. (traditional poetry techniques actually rob you of the ability to use them, while <em>AEM</em>'s hard-won expertise allows you to double or triple their poetic-power!)</span></li><br /><li><span style="color:#cccccc;">Excel in the 3 basic voice tones, including the essential <em>Paranomasia Command Tone</em> that triggers an irresistible desire to read your poetry in 76% of all people (and when you combine it with the other techniques, your compliance-rate jumps into the 90's) </span></li><br /><li><span style="color:#cccccc;">Your poetry builds energy and power when you use your expertise in the 3 Principles Of Poetry </span></li></ul><span style="color:#cccccc;"><ol><li>The Pastiche Principle</li><li>The Monograph Effect </li><li>The Dramaturgy Set (you will learn exactly how to create a tiny little “drama” in the mind of your subject … then a larger “Drama” … and a larger “Drama” … until your subject is vibrating with the desire to shout “ENCORE!!” </span></li></ol><ul><br /><li><span style="color:#cccccc;">How to use <em>Discourse Analysis</em> to build contoversial emotional power into your metric manipulations. ( I promise you will be blown away by how simple and easy this ultimate power-principle really is! ) </span></li><br /><li><span style="color:#cccccc;">Exactly how, when and where to use <em>Cliche Priming</em> in order to make your reader feel it's the most natural thing in the world to agree with the statements that you deliver immediately after the <em>Cliche Priming</em>. ---You will often receive a long email enthusiastically “thanking-you” for helping them to buy poetry!</span></li><br /><li><span style="color:#cccccc;">How to use “pliego suelto” to boost your poetry-sales. </span></li><br /><li><span style="color:#cccccc;">Finally win the High Status Game and the Low Status Game (hint… both are equally useful depending on the results you want in the world of poetry … low-status allows others to open up to you. It's a softer and more yielding form of dominance). </span></li><br /><li><span style="color:#cccccc;">The processes in <strong><span style="color:#ff0000;"><em>Lex Talionis Schadenfreude</em></span></strong> are not taught anywhere else!</span><span style="color:#cccccc;"><br /><br /><br /></li></ul></span><p align="center"><iframe style="WIDTH: 120px; HEIGHT: 240px" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" src="http://rcm.amazon.com/e/cm?t=httpdeadlygoo-20&o=1&p=8&l=as1&asins=1419654381&fc1=000000&IS2=1<1=_blank&amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;lc1=0000FF&bc1=000000&bg1=060000&f=ifr" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe></p><br /><br /><br />Here's how it works: Order your personal copy of <span style="color:#ff0000;"><strong><em>Lex Talionis Schadenfreude</em> </strong></span><em><span style="color:#cccccc;">today!</span></em> Don't get left behind on this one. I'd hate for you to miss out on this opportunity. This book may well be pulled from the shelves by <em>AEM</em> very soon and once it's gone, that's it.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="color:#cccccc;"><p align="center"><iframe style="WIDTH: 120px; HEIGHT: 240px" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" src="http://rcm.amazon.com/e/cm?t=httpdeadlygoo-20&o=1&p=8&l=as1&asins=1419654381&fc1=000000&IS2=1<1=_blank&amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;lc1=0000FF&bc1=000000&bg1=060000&f=ifr" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe></span></p><p><span style="color:#cccccc;">I'm looking forward to hearing about your success,</span></p><p></p><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5060017562400242578" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgYFZgkCYkwBMb6VcJfHeH-7ijg9nHfs24CBIgRmWO1Mi1hjG0rz4Dl2jcspHF6gnQfXyzKPZ9P9gZcp-uZK_JSMERsn5px1Ga-VqM91QCm8uJaSFdvehfwX16sb6X7b6oM6ytopSt_IWo/s320/photobooth.jpg" border="0" /><br /><p><span style="color:#cccccc;">Doctor Fuse Less, M.D.</span></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0